Let's Wake Up Out There
To the guy in Mt. Laurel New Jersey who has been here 7 times in the last few weeks based on his searches for foreign brides; I have no fucking idea why it sends you here. There are no foreign brides here, and there are no links to get foreign brides here. Go to Russia and ask them out yourself. What do I care?Outside of the fact that the rest of the news is shit, why exactly am I supposed to care what Tom Cruise's daughter looks like, again?
Here's some ideas for blog posts and their openings that have never been tried before & you should really consider using them to make your blog stand out from the crowd:
Subject 1. "I'm going out on a limb here but Mel Gibson is a bad man."
Subject 2. "I hate slow drivers. Slow drivers really really piss me off. I realize it is breaking new ground to say this but somebody has to be the first to say it."
Subject 3. "If Mel Gibson was driving under the limit he is a douchebag."
Subject 4. "George Bush is a brilliant evil genius OR a stupid illiterate idiot depending on whatever point I'm right about at the time. So what's your problem?"
Subject 5. "It has never been understood before I know, but, people at work are boring. There... I said it!"
Subject 6. "I'm lonely and misunderstood and perfectly willing to be a victim for you. Call me, you asshole."
Subject 7. "Mel Gibson is a douchebag for not calling me."
I'm taking the rest of the day off. I've got a lot of thinking to do. I still can't see how Pam Anderson's marriage to Tommy Lee could have ever broken to all these pieces. I mean... I NEVER saw that coming.
I just can't get over it...
